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Journalists have dedicated their careers to getting scoops, checking
facts and crafting prose. Get over it, girls and boys
Dear Colleagues,
After yesterday¡¦s shareholder vote to approve our takeover of Time Ink Corp, I would like to take this opportunity to welcome Time Ink¡¦s talented and hardworking journalists into our ranks. We at Tech-Sure Extruded Polymer Solutions share your dedication to quality, customer service and shareholder value.
Anybody who reads the newspapers these days ¡V and there aren¡¦t many of you left ¡V is aware¡§old media,¡¨ i.e. those print and broadcast activities that form the core of Time Ink¡¦s business, deep dishwater. Advertising is migrating to the Internet. Readers and viewers are migrating to Facebook and TiVo. Profits are migrating God knows where. Bold solutions are called for. That¡¦s why bought Time Ink ¡V for about 10 cents on the dollar ¡V because solutions is our middle name. Well, last name, actually, but when it comes to making Time Ink a productive part of our corporate family, we will spare no boldness. Accordingly, I am pleased to announce the following initiatives:
- Buyout packages will be offered to all Time Ink employees. Those packages are available for inspection at our corporate headquarters, where they are stacked in the northeastern corner of the lobby near the fire exit. Each package includes a 10kg bag of rice, a selection of expired canned goods and the addresses of emergency rooms » next
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